I can now officially, honestly say that people pay me to be funny.

I deserve a raise.

 

cinephilearchive:

Due to unprecedented demand, Steven Soderbergh has given The San Francisco Film Society permission to release this video that was recorded initially only for archival purposes. The full transcript is also provided. —Steven Soderbergh: The State of Cinema Video & Transcript 

“Cinema is under assault,” Steven Soderbergh told an audience in San Francisco over the weekend. He said that the Hollywood studios are to blame and that moviegoers are their accomplices. “Fewer and fewer executives in the industry love movies,” Soderbergh continued, “There’s a total lack of leadership in my opinion, that’s what’s killing cinema.” The director’s remarks came at the San Francisco International Film Festival’s annual State of Cinema Address. It was a sort of Jerry Maguire memo, “Cinema is a specificity of vision. It’s as unique as a fingerprint. If it’s done well, you know exactly who made it,” Steven Soderbergh defined on Saturday, “Is there a difference between cinema and movies? If I ran team America, I’d say fuck ya. Cinema is something that is made, movies are seen.”

Soderbergh said that he needed $5 million to make his upcoming Liberace movie, Behind the Candelabra, which stars Michael Douglas as the famous piano player and Matt Damon as the musician’s lover. Yet he said that the studios needed the movie to gross $70 million to make it work financially. “No one has figured out how to lower the costs of marketing movies…no one,” Soderbergh said. “The thing that mystifies me is in terms of spending, is there anyone in the galaxy that doesn’t know Iron Man 2 is opening that weekend!?” He continued, ”Studios only gamble on openings instead of supporting filmmakers over the long haul. In my opinion, it’s about horses - not races.”

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“Executives don’t get punished for making bombs the way filmmakers do,” Soderbergh charged, “So there’s no turnover with people who don’t know their own business.” “I’m spending so much time talking business and sexy math because this is what’s driving everything right now,” Soderbergh said. Yet he also sounded a few optimistic notes. So what would he do differently? “If I were running a studio, I’d get a Shane Carruth, a Barry Jenkins and an Amy Seimetz and ask ‘What do you wanna make?’” Soderbergh said, “I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect someone running a multi-billion dollar business to be able to identify talent. I’m wrong a lot, it doesn’t even raise my blood pressure anymore, maybe the audiences are happy, the studios are happy – maybe I’m wrong. Maybe everything is just fine,” Soderbergh said at one point near the end of his speech. The room erupted with some chuckles because clearly those in the audience agreed with him that everything isn’t just fine. —The World According to Steven: Insights from Soderbergh

ginaisabel:

There are has been alot of New Girl on my blog lately.

but in exactly two months that is all gonna change….

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60 days and counting.

Oh my god so excited I can’t even take it. 

Female character starts achieving a story line that is not entirely dependent upon her relationship with a man.

Oops time to knock her up.

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

kierongillen:

romanadvoratrelundar:

Probably the best thing Matt Fraction has ever written.

From the dear departed Comic Foundry, if I remember correctly. And I may not. It’s kinda traumatic.

kierongillen:

romanadvoratrelundar:

Probably the best thing Matt Fraction has ever written.

From the dear departed Comic Foundry, if I remember correctly. And I may not. It’s kinda traumatic.

johnrossbowie:

popculturebrain:

rickmoranisgifs:

You can all go to rickmoranis.com now. Dropping May 21st.

Rick Moranis is alive and releasing an album!

Thank God. Really good to have Rick Moranis back. The first time I heard a girl in my improv class say she had a crush on Rick Moranis, I thought “Wow. I’m in.” Turns out I was right. Said girl is bathing our daughter as I type.

Theon Greyjoy: whiny bitch, or whiniest bitch?

andspiders:

Every once in a while, I get the feeling that I should do that normal thing where I find someone to go on dates with and do that thing.

But, then, I picture how the date would go. And we get to the point where I’m just like,

“HarryPotterX-menStarWarsLARPStargateHarryPotterComicsHarryPotter.”

…And I remember why I don’t do that. 

It continues to baffle me that these hobbies don’t make dating EASIER for women. Like, dudes: we speak your language. WE GET IT. 

Rafterman

thoughtsofawanderinggirl:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I’m good now.  Maybe.  Or not really at all.

GoT update: I have fallen irrevocably in love with Robb Stark.